Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 02, 2020

Rub and tug

Nipping out on you're lunch break and not coming back.

We all thought you vanished out for a rub and tug?

by Batacklad September 06, 2022

Tug Greenberg

A heterosexual, no strings attached, not-in-prison hand job given from one man to another.

Hey Erik, just so you know, if the Yankee game gets boring, I'm not opposed to giving a Tug Greenberg.

by Doctor Royal Shuffskey Dick October 18, 2013

Snug and Tug

When two gay men embrace in a snug (ususally while watching a Television Program) after a long night of activities. Both men engage each other in hand jibbers, creating a circle of sexual pleasure. Thus completing the Snug and Tug.

"Me and Grant went out bowling, got some Wendy's and Taco Bell, then went home to watch some Community and Snug and Tug."

by FERGERDERGERSON February 22, 2017

rubber tug

When jerk off your ballsack rather than jerking off your schlong

That rubber tug hurt my testiclads

by Longandhairyhard2carry January 08, 2017

Mouse Tug

Slightly tugging on a woman's tampon string giving her an excited fright. This should be done without her knowing what is happening.

Stu slides his hand up Stacey's leg and quickly tugs her tampon string hanging out her vagina.

Stu: "yo, i totally gave Stacey a Mouse Tug last night"
Dane: "mean! High Five!"

by DisKo Stu July 13, 2011

Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 07, 2016