Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.
Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.
Stan: Why?
Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.
Stan: Why?
Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
Get the Trucker's Knuckles mug.A pickup truck or SUV whose suspension has been modified to jack it up. It is fitted with big off-road tires, usually mounted on expensive, tough-looking wheels. Often the engine is modified or replaced both to:
a) increase performance, and
b) make more noise.
Often they are adorned with gaudy decals for motorsports brands, heavy metal groups, or generic stuff like Tapout or SKIN.
Commonly lifted vehicles include most pickups and large SUVs, especially the Ford Excursion. Any vehicle designed for off-road use, however, can be lifted.
Theoretically this is to increase off-road performance, although the higher center of gravity would likely make them more likely to roll over on rough terrain. They never have a single scratch on their beautiful paint jobs anyway and are usually seen on the highway next to Corollas and Civics.
They guzzle gas like no other due to the higher aerodynamic profile, the big engine and the knobby tires. They also obstruct visibility on the highway. The point of these vehicles seems mostly to project an obnoxiously aggressive attitude over all other drivers. They are especially popular in the Inland Empire for this reason. One cannot live in the 909, or anywhere in SoCal, without seeing them every mile or so on the freeway.
a) increase performance, and
b) make more noise.
Often they are adorned with gaudy decals for motorsports brands, heavy metal groups, or generic stuff like Tapout or SKIN.
Commonly lifted vehicles include most pickups and large SUVs, especially the Ford Excursion. Any vehicle designed for off-road use, however, can be lifted.
Theoretically this is to increase off-road performance, although the higher center of gravity would likely make them more likely to roll over on rough terrain. They never have a single scratch on their beautiful paint jobs anyway and are usually seen on the highway next to Corollas and Civics.
They guzzle gas like no other due to the higher aerodynamic profile, the big engine and the knobby tires. They also obstruct visibility on the highway. The point of these vehicles seems mostly to project an obnoxiously aggressive attitude over all other drivers. They are especially popular in the Inland Empire for this reason. One cannot live in the 909, or anywhere in SoCal, without seeing them every mile or so on the freeway.
by Spinningtabletop February 3, 2009
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a)A little roadside hole in the wall where the strangling odor of trucker poop mingles with cigarette smoke. The rest rooms are right at the entrance so you get a good whiff and lose your appetite.
b) Having to take a crap "I gotta go to the truck stop."
b) Having to take a crap "I gotta go to the truck stop."
by Master of the factory January 24, 2007
Get the truck stop mug.a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.
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Did you see that soccer mom cut me off, and then hang out the window to scream at me and give me the finger? What a truckhole! I hope she spilled her latte on her cellphone.
by Ollie the Dog September 24, 2005
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Get the Truchan mug.Noun. A receptacle into which a person voids their bodily refuse whilst driving. Said receptacle is often thrown out the window of a moving vehicle like a bomb from a plane.
Gatorade RAIN bottles are a choice vessel for creating a trucker bomb due the large size of the bottle's mouth, which allows a man to place his cudgel inside, therefore eliminating the risk of urination on oneself.
Gatorade RAIN bottles are a choice vessel for creating a trucker bomb due the large size of the bottle's mouth, which allows a man to place his cudgel inside, therefore eliminating the risk of urination on oneself.
Jimmy the Trucker calls rest stops "homo hangouts". "I never mix it up with those fags," he said. "I just piss me up a trucker bomb and side-arm that monkey out the window. I also shit in Wal-Mart bags while I'm all fucked up on Oxy and Mountain Dew. Keep on truckin!"
by C 2 Shine N C January 1, 2009
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