tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.

1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

Tree trunkin

while a dude sits on a tree trunk and a chick sucks his dick

John - last night angela gave me a tree trunkin, i blew my load all in her mouth

by misssuckit June 3, 2010

tree kink

Tendency towards sexual arousal due to vegetation, also known as Tree Fetish or Dendrophilia

People who don't know I have a tree kink don't understand why I sleep on the hardwood floor.

by Caribeaux October 26, 2013

Tree nut

The act of a male standing in a tree with a female located under him. The male then proceededs to masterbate to the point of climax and nuts on the females face.

Do you want to go outside and get some tree nut.

by Coopdogggg May 20, 2018

TeeGay

A cock sucking retahted Battlefront II player from Staten Island

I played Battlefront II with TeeGay today, he got last place, again

by Nonbianry Black SS Officer August 21, 2018

Tree cum

Tree cum another word for pollen

yo dude you allergic to tree cum or something

by staples are tasty July 10, 2021

christmas tree lights

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.

"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"

by Jake February 17, 2005