Root-tooted

Smoking weed and getting as high as can be

It's good to get root-tooted after work sometimes

by Ladysommers June 10, 2023

Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

by scholarly fella June 29, 2023

Tuna Toot

It is either the ripple effect that occurs when you toot and it travels slowly right up the front, or in some cases actually is derived from the depths of the shame cave itself. Either way is gross and wrong but life happens.

Quit tuna tooting in your fricken grunders! Geez.

by Crispyshelbycake October 25, 2025

Shroom Toot

Where you get gassy and toot during sex while high on shrooms (psyclobin derived).

Mary had a fit of shroom toots during sex and she releases gas in between thrusts as she is high on shrooms.

by XD_DEADMAN December 28, 2025

Toot

Older term for a drinking binge and/or wild drunkenness. Sometimes heard in old movies and TV shows.

"Johnny, I wouldn't go on a three-week toot with you, if you paid for it and throwed in the Dolly Sisters!" - Harry Morgan (of M*A*S*H* fame) in the Disney film "Snowball Express" (1972)

by Gabe1983 March 6, 2023

Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023

Scoot an Toot

When your car got the power to go and shit blows out the tail pipe. Either smoke or blowing coal or a little flame.

Man that toyo can sure scoot an toot!!

by UltraGamer21 July 7, 2024