tongue-ah-blast

When you tongue blast someone whether it’s their 🍑 or 🥬 :)

Arson would tongue-ah-blast Gary alone on the weekends.

tongue-ah-blast by DemDems November 28, 2021

Tongue-Moist 

that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.

The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!

Tongue-Moist by the black smith December 18, 2021

Tongue Tuesday 

the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced

“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”

Tongue Tuesday by jim parsons January 1, 2022

tongue nazi

That insufferable person that thinks that each word has one pronunciation and that if you pronounce it to your accent that you’re doing it wrong

Tongue nazi: You can’t just pronounce watch “wætch”
Normal person: watch me, tongue nazi

tongue nazi by enusha January 8, 2022

Tongue Blanket 

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket

"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)

Tongue Blanket by PickledDik February 14, 2022

tongue beat 

The act of vigorous licking, usually of one’s genitals.

“Girl, DeMarcus is a low key freak! Last night during foreplay, he flipped me over and tongue beat my turd box so good; Sista my legs started convulsing!”

tongue beat by SXiPPY February 20, 2022

Tongue punching hummus 

Going down on a yeasty fanny

Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus

Tongue punching hummus by Obscured Green wednesdays April 20, 2022