Tom Davey

When you sleep in the same bed with a girl you have a crush on and you do nothing at all

Oh no lads I did a Tom Davey I am such a twat.

by Timchungwanker May 10, 2016

Snappy Tom

1. euphemism for a person who tends to be annoying, irritating, difficult, grating or just an asshole.

2. a hot and spicey tomato juice drink popular in the 1960s. It was often associated with people drinking it in the morning to help recover from a hangover.

3. crank, crab, grouse, grump, curmudgeon, turd,grouch, jackass, snot, creep

"My boss is a Snappy Tom this morning."

"Woody woodpecker is a Snappy Tom."

"David Letterman was a real Snappy Tom last night."

by nmecmbtnt January 11, 2012

Tom Waits

An artist that writes great songs that are covered by artists like the Eagles and Rod Stewart, yet still remains in the background of mainstream music.

see Tommy the Cat

My favorite Tom Waits album is Bone Machine.

by JohnnyT October 10, 2004

tom felton

tom felton is the most sexiest man alive

sexiest man alive : tom felton

by ialwaysspeakthetrutg February 7, 2021

Tom Challenge

Deriving from Deviant-Art creator and Valorat superstar Tom W. And his noble quest to operate a motor vehicle In west London, all while being excessively inebriated due to inordinate consumption of Captain Morgan's Spiced gold 3 hours earlier.

I'm doing the Tom Challenge tonight. If you don't try to stop me you will be an accessory in the manslaughter convictions.

I got no ballsed to do the Tom Challenge last night, you know I had to do it.

God, doing the Tom Challenge finally makes driving fun.

by monk-e February 23, 2022

Tom Parish

Bag fumbling homie, can't secure bags.

Ted: Tom Parish, go secure the bag.
Tom: I'm afraid I can't. I am a bag fumbler.

by therealslimtomsdad April 4, 2022

Tom-Bolla

An invisible man that follows you around and is only dangerous if you remember that he exists. His name derives from when I mentioned a tombola randomly and someone asked "Who's Tom bola?" which was soon converted into the Tom-Bolla or 'Tom Bolla' name form. The fact that he is invisible implies his lack of clothing. If Tom-Bolla wears clothes you can see him.

Did you just hear a Tom-Bolla trap go off?

by Venion October 23, 2007