totem pole-ing

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.

My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.

by K3Y53R 50Z3 December 13, 2017

totenburg

When your screwin a chick and your listning to Dio and she starts moaning and you tell her to shuttup

Kaine-"Dude that whore I left the bar with pulled a totenburg!"
Jordan-"That blows man."
Jesse-"Dude RONNIE JAMES DIO kicks ass!"

by HolyDiver13 October 19, 2007

totes ma goates

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"

Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"

by Discomania June 18, 2011

Totes Mankers

A phrase used in utter disgust about something or someone.

"Dude, your girlfriend is totes mankers!"

"Dude,my girlfriend is totes mankers!"

by Kid Cuddles January 5, 2010

totes deff

another way of saying most deff, fo sho, or of course. it originated from clint but was then spread to south florida by nikki

Meghan:"Paul's ass is huge"
Nikki: "Totes Deff!"

by NikkiHuts May 21, 2008

indian totem pole

when 5 or more indian males have anal sex while in a doggie pile.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.

running bear was pleased to have been on top of the indian totem pole.

by killsmith December 11, 2007

totes

totes is the shortened version of totaly my friends and i thought this up one day cause totaly sounds to gay so totes

im not gonna lie i totes want some ice cream right now.

by jacob barnes July 20, 2006