Tom

he likes to fuck my mother and i don’t like it

Tom: mm mother

by anonymous November 22, 2021

tom

the guy with the hugest dick ever bigger than everyone else’s in the whole world and nobody can do anything about it it is just so big that it hurts.

woah tom your dick is massive

by frogger666 November 22, 2021

Tom

Tom's mom belong to all guys in the world because he is a son of a bitch!!

Person 1 : oh !! This Tom!!
person 2 : yes that son of a bitch

by thbd November 22, 2021

Tom

A man with few to no friends. A wealthy individual although is extremely cheap at times. Sometimes known to be a “Karen.” Constantly overwhelmed although he doesn’t work much. Always the beta in romantic relationships which never seem to last long. Also tends to lose their hair in their mid to late twenties.

Don’t be a Tom.

by DontBeA TOM November 22, 2021

Tom

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home…..

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home..

by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021

Tom

Nonce

Oh look out, here comes Tom. The nonce.

Noncey Tom
Tom, please stop noncing my cousin

by Ld123456 November 22, 2021

Tom

10/10, looks & personality.

A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.

Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.

If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.

They also have a 6-12” penis.

Tom is a sexy male

by ZTKOPLTY November 22, 2021