by ariels May 18, 2005
A common Rhesus Monkey, jacked up on steroids and amphetamines with its hands sawed off and surgically replaced by retractable switch blades.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.
by yeti_detective September 08, 2010
by CRuff June 26, 2008
The act of pouring beer, or lagar, over someone performing oral sex on you as you ejaculate. Commonly performed by the UCSC both in the Deen and in Zante
"That bird last night, Catt, was sucking my pipe, i took a sip of my tennants then emptied in on her head - Beer Shank"
by Certified Badman March 14, 2009
1. When one stabs (shanks) another in the abdomen, and then has intercourse with the still-bleeding wound.
2. To shank someone and then fuck the wound.
3. The ultimate revenge.
4. A terrible discourtesy during seppuku.
2. To shank someone and then fuck the wound.
3. The ultimate revenge.
4. A terrible discourtesy during seppuku.
Inmate 1: "Oh dear. This shank-fuck is rather painful."
Inmate 2: "I did not know you were still alive."
Inmate 1: "Quite. Please correct that quickly."
Inmate 2: "In two minutes. Maybe three."
Inmate 2: "I did not know you were still alive."
Inmate 1: "Quite. Please correct that quickly."
Inmate 2: "In two minutes. Maybe three."
by Shankeypants McFarlane February 10, 2008
A weapon - Knife/ shank that a roadman uses in the streets of England (Mostly London) to stab/ scare off other roadmen or gangs.
by Wagwannnnn August 08, 2018
by 4llison December 23, 2004