Weak dog

Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..
Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt

Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow

Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt

Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".

Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts
by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017
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weak tongued

Unable to lie. Having a tendency to get caught when lying.
Jake is very weak tongued. His dad knew he went out drinking.
by DefinitelyNotRobert June 02, 2017
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Instant weak

A state of amusement or to have found something funny.
A: Yo man check out this new cologne I got, smells fresh right?

B: Dog, that garbage smells like doo doo.

A: Shut the fuck up!

B: Haha, oh man instant weak.
by RG3RM4N3L0CloakCloak3d November 20, 2010
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Weak Man

YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT "MEN" ANY BETTER THAN I TALK ABOUT YOU, FUCK-FACE!
Person 1 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A TOXIC MAN!"

Person 2 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A WEAK MAN!"

Person 1 "No! He should be listening to me!"

Person 2 "He loves ME you SLUT!"

Hym "That's how you fucking sound you stupid son of a bitch. Look at you. 'The embodiment of everything wrong with society?' You like? Is it good? Aaaaaaaall kinds of shit. Ya'll were talking all kinds of shit. You know what you did."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2023
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Weak Streamer

A weak streamer is someone who doesn't have a very vital flow when they urinate, or takes a while to get the job done.
Calling someone a weak streamer is a hit on their manhood and is usually not taken lightly since it is a qualitative observation and not simply an insult. Could be considered fighting words.
"Damn bro, I never took you for a weak streamer, I guess that explains why Eric took your bitch."

"Hey weak stream, hurry up in there we gotta go too!"
by Jelly Jim July 02, 2019
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