Tim

He's someone who tries to set your phone on fire.

Mattie: Urban Dictionary says you can make fire without tinder or flint

Tim: *takes out phone battery and begins to make fire*

Kylie: Asshole. You're such a Tim...

by Dissapointment.ugh January 6, 2017

Tim Rogers

Rockstar video-gaming journalist in the service of insertcredit.com. Most notable for his essays on the state of modern gaming journalism, and in defense of the artisistic merits of Metal Gear Solid 2.

"Dreams mix the real, and the unreal. Dreams mix whatever is in our minds. We can drift off to sleep in a recliner while half-reading the Lord of the Rings and half-listening to the NBC nightly news. Tom Brokaw can be talking about a hostage situation in Israel one second, and a breakthrough in health care the next. We can fall asleep, and hear his voice say: 'Ninjas officially kidnapped the president at six o’clock this morning.' That happened to me, once."
- Excerpt from "dreaming in an empty room (a defense of Metal Gear Solid 2)" by Tim Rogers

by Danin April 21, 2004

sneaky tim

The act if going home with a girl only to find out that her roomeate is hotter. After coming up with a plan to leave the premises and the date, you find a way to sneak back into the house to hook up with the said hot roomate.

I had a great night, I went home with Mary, but her roomate Angel and decided it was a perfect time to pull the Sneaky Tim.

by Jasper6969 July 30, 2006

Tim Janis

When composer of lackluster New Age music begins to go out of fashion, said composer turns to Christian music to revivify career. See also John Tesh.

John Tesh and Tim Janis? New Age to Old Age...

by Music is Not Noise January 12, 2008

Tim Hardaway Jr.

Basketball player for University of Michigan. Son of UTEP star Tim Hardaway. Tends to turn on his "kill switch" late in basketball games, he has ice in his veins.

Did you see Tim Hardaway Jr. turn on his kill switch vs Penn State? He put the team on his back.

by UofM16104 April 20, 2011

Tim's

Canadian Slang for the popular coffee shop "Tim Horton's"

Ohh, Tim's is doing Roll Up the Rim To Win again, I gotta remember to go over there sometime this week

by TheCanadianFritter August 23, 2016

TIM

Temporary Internet Malfunction; an acronym used as an indicator of an Internet malfunction; usually to explain an unplanned sign-off or other Internet related issue

Paz: I Can't Wait To C...
((Paz Signed Off))
((Paz Signed On))
David: WhereTF Did U Go?
Paz: Sorry. TIM.
David: Oh. Damn TIMz!

by ADifferentName August 2, 2007