whiskey-vag

When a girl is too drunk to get wet

Too many tequila sunrises gave Stephanie whiskey-vag when we tried to have sex

by yourmomisanastylittlewhore May 11, 2016

Smug vag

If you say that a woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are. Just like smug dick is used for men, Smug vag should be used for women.

Sejal is such a Smug vag that she could solve some wordles in seconds while most take a few minutes.

by spsid13 February 1, 2022

Yeast Vag

When a girl has a massive yeast infection and has the ability to queef and blow bread bubbles with her gangrenous lips.

Her yeast vag blew some bread in my face and it exploded and I got cum in my mouth.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

wonder vag

When the pussy is she good it grows a cape

"Her pussy was so good it was like a wonder vag"

by Tittyspanker47 June 4, 2016

Vag dust

While laying down and your girlfriend/fiancé/wife sits on your lap and she’s talking sweetly about random shit, you then proceed to express gas from your anus, dusting her vagina. Vag dust

Girl: “blah, blah, blah”
Guy/girl: (farts) oooh, you got vag dusted. Lol
Girl: 💩

by Balzyguy27 January 11, 2020

Vag locker

someone who secretly licks vagina, but won't admit it.

Yeah dude, Chelsea is totally a vag locker.

by Yeah gurrrl June 2, 2016

Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.

Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!

by The Earl of Wisesex January 9, 2011