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Uber Yesness

Finding success or achievement with little or no effort. The decision to improve or better oneself or surroundings yielding outstanding results from exceptional conditions. Perhaps it's karma, or maybe fate. Maybe it's nothing preordained, just the right place at the right time.
It was the yesness when I desired to try learn karate. It was uber yesness that a karate teacher was in the room when I decided.
by TheDr Professor September 3, 2019
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Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed
Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot
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uber-douche

someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.
john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."

joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010
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Uber-hell

Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.
It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.
by Ian-g June 10, 2018
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naughty uber

Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.
-Last night I played naughty uber with Dylan and his best friend. It was so hot!
by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022
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uber-greed

The desire of a person to amass great wealth or the goal of a corporation to maximize huge profits without providing any useful service or producing a beneficial product.
Speculative investing in the stock market or in real estate are two prime examples of uber-greed.
by lifeonearth October 21, 2012
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uber umbrella

When you hop in an Uber just because it's raining.
Rob: Should we take the bus down there?

Jack: Nah, we might have to wait for it in the rain. I'll call Uber Umbrella.
by Yamyogurt February 7, 2018
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