by 456AtabavA343 June 06, 2025
When you know your dog lowkey hates you, but you love it too much to care.
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
"My dog bit me yesterday, but I didn't scold her. Instead, I apologized and praised her for saying no and teaching me her consent boundaries."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
by im elicit June 14, 2017
Gameplay issues are problems caused by @dktapps because he is too lazy implementing proper gameplay or gameplay features.
Those gameplay issues are implemented features ~ @dktapps
by cakecakecakecakecakecake March 03, 2017
What all of da clueless macho irresponsible "middle-aged guys" from Red Green's infamous men's club in Possum Lake likely have -- or will eventually develop --- from attending da meetings at said head-in-da-clouds establishment. Bonus tidbit: Duct tape will NOT cure said malady, anymore than Tim The Toolman's checking into da Henry Ford Clinic ("Whose Car Is It, Anyway?" is da episode title --- you're welcome, nerds! :P) would likely go very far towards helping to cure him of his car addiction!
Kevin Brown (i.e., "Junkyard Digs") recently got married to his "bold, bubbly, 'n' beautiful" long-term sweetheart, Micah Uetz (a.k.a., "Junkyard Mook"), yet even with his wedded-bliss status, he also recently outfitted an old Dodge van to look like da Possum Van, so perhaps even he has some psychoLODGEical issues of his own! :P
by QuacksO December 01, 2024
What a girl has when she has been disappointed by her sports team her whole life. Usually results in her only going for guys who give off multiple red flags.
“there were 3 red flags in the first week and she’s still dating him. can you say razorback issues?”
by ainsw0rld June 28, 2019
I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.
by Voxicles May 23, 2023
When you're having a session and you Jizz in her armpit making it look like Spider-Man's web wings on the front cover of Amazing Fantasy #15
Hey bro, I served her with an issue 15 at the weekend.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
I can do anything a spider can,
Look out here comes the Spider-Man
Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
I can do anything a spider can,
Look out here comes the Spider-Man
by A little seaman January 26, 2024