Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Wisconsin quesadilla

A piece of cheese that’s been microwaved for 30 seconds.

I had a Wisconsin quesadilla for lunch today, so my therapist prescribed me antipsychotics.

by tcrabboy April 4, 2021

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Wisconsin Low-Five

When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.

Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!

by Liquardius Bartholomew Abrahm October 29, 2020

Wisconsin Red Eye

shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye

I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.

by Spooge Mcduck October 27, 2020

Wisconsin

Its either made of cheese or doesn't exist but I don't know I've never been there

Man: What is Wisconsin?
Man 2: I think its cheese

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020

Wisconsin whirlwind

When one fills their mouth with cheese before orally pleasuring their preferred sexual partner

Did you hear I gave Sarah the old Wisconsin whirlwind yesterday? She won't look me in the eye anymore

by KingAten October 8, 2021