Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.

“I caught this toad throwing a fluke”

by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025

Scrotum Toad

When a person is so disgusting and ugly that their face makes you nauseous to look at. They look a ballsack covered in warts.

Jessicas face is so disgusting I wouldn’t give that nasty Scrotum Toad a facial for 1 million dollars.

by VeeeC March 26, 2022

Toad vampire

A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her

Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.

Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .

by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019

toad bacon

When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.

He was hit so hard by Drinian's war hammer that he was turned into toad bacon.

by boxseven April 3, 2019