Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 21, 2024

Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.

Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 07, 2019

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 28, 2022

Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.

Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.

by Angrydriver May 13, 2022

fucktardation spreading

Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.

Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

spread the onion

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017

spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024