An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
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Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019
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(2): An Italian.
(2): An Italian.
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Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"
(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"
(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"
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Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!
Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!
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