When you know your dog lowkey hates you, but you love it too much to care.
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
"My dog bit me yesterday, but I didn't scold her. Instead, I apologized and praised her for saying no and teaching me her consent boundaries."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
by im elicit June 14, 2017
Get the Doggy Issuesmug. 
Skill issue is a term used to define a lack of skill. It is often used sarcastically when a person can't control the situation's outcome.
by Doublethefame December 21, 2023
Get the Skill Issuemug. by Platinum780 August 15, 2023
Get the Skill issuemug. What all of da clueless macho irresponsible "middle-aged guys" from Red Green's infamous men's club in Possum Lake likely have -- or will eventually develop --- from attending da meetings at said head-in-da-clouds establishment. Bonus tidbit: Duct tape will NOT cure said malady, anymore than Tim The Toolman's checking into da Henry Ford Clinic ("Whose Car Is It, Anyway?" is da episode title --- you're welcome, nerds! :P) would likely go very far towards helping to cure him of his car addiction!
Kevin Brown (i.e., "Junkyard Digs") recently got married to his "bold, bubbly, 'n' beautiful" long-term sweetheart, Micah Uetz (a.k.a., "Junkyard Mook"), yet even with his wedded-bliss status, he also recently outfitted an old Dodge van to look like da Possum Van, so perhaps even he has some psychoLODGEical issues of his own! :P
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
Get the psychoLODGEical issuesmug. by urban.ass July 14, 2023
Get the daddy issuesmug. The feeling of relief from the outside world. Having a man who understands you and loves you enough to distract you from everything in your head. It means that he knows your body and your mind equally, and never does you wrong because he knows his worth to you. He knows your actions come from a place of love, and will know the difference between you, and your mind talking. He loves you endlessly, and shows it. He doesn’t let you get out of hand, and sometimes you push him away because you’re scared of ruining things. You find peace and comfort in him when he calms you down. If he treats you like his little girl, he loves you. He treats you like the daughter you never were, and takes care of you like he’s your little princess.
Also if he knows you have a hard time falling asleep, if he can put you to sleep, you won’t be able to do it without him. The only problem is, you will only ever see him as your dad, your anxiety will grow because of the fear of losing your boyfriend and your dad in the same person. It is a scary feeling
Also if he knows you have a hard time falling asleep, if he can put you to sleep, you won’t be able to do it without him. The only problem is, you will only ever see him as your dad, your anxiety will grow because of the fear of losing your boyfriend and your dad in the same person. It is a scary feeling
by sidhdbe_ October 14, 2023
Get the Daddy Issuesmug.