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rusty balloon knot

A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.
Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.
by Helvetesturm October 21, 2013
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L.A. Water Balloon

N. After finishing sex with a condom, Proceed to fill the condom with urine, like a water balloon and then spike it on the girl you have just fucked.
Susan was a shitty fuck so I gave her an L.A. Water Balloon.

I'm so pissed, John gave me an L.A. Waterballoon last night and I still smell like urine.
by staightouttacompton21 July 16, 2008
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hot air balloon

back in my day a hot air balloon was a flying device, but wtf is it now?!?!
by Young Reezie January 31, 2008
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brown balloon knot

Brown Balloon Knot is a phrase used to describe the look of the anus.
Next time you have hold of a blown up balloon, take a look at the ring above where the knot is formed. It looks like an arse hole. The brownness obviously comes from the colour of shit.
I finally stuck it in my girlfriend's brown balloon knot last night.
by Stainos September 4, 2006
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Hot air balloon

When 5 or more PSI is blown into a pussy and the stomach bulges.
by Helium sex January 8, 2020
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Water balloon fight

A near impossible code to break when used correctly.
when used properly one can successfully hide their intentions.
1.water balloon = a pipe, bowl, bong etc...
2.splashed= stoned, drunk, light headed etc...
3.soaked= too fu*ked up to do something.
This code if used correctly will keep your wrong doings under the radar.
stryder: hey bro wanna have a water balloon fight?
carl: hell yeah bro i wanna get splashed!
stryder: alright man ready to leave?
carl:nah man im soaked.
by Big Mig 505 June 20, 2011
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Balloon Boy Entrepreneur

A self-absorbed, fame-seeking person who will do anything other than get a real job. Inspired by reality show hopeful Richard Heene.
"The neighborhood association was opposed to David's plans to set up a music studio/amphitheater/sperm collection business in his home, calling him a 'balloon boy entrepreneur' who would do anything to avoid honest work."
by AngusParvo January 12, 2010
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