Technical Drip

Somebody who goes out of their way to correct or point out errors in every detail from spelling, grammar or language error.

Ross corrected his teacher for a small mistake she made. What a technical drip!

by David Dunnington January 19, 2009

techknowledgeical

Pwning your techknowledgeys.

Person 1: You're really good with that synthesizer there.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I modified it all by myself!

Person 1: You and your techknowledgeical advances.

by The Digital Princess January 20, 2009

Techni-ho

technical whore. Professional contractor or service provider in the public or private sector who sells their technical expertise for money. This is opposed to a "techni-slut", who gives it away: a consultant, expert witness, a contract employee

Joe was torn between continuing as a techni-ho, the money he got consulting was good, but the lack of security and benefits made him uncertain; the alternative of "going native" and marrying the company would mean learning to play by others rules.

by the stamping guru September 9, 2009

Techkno

Amount of Technology Knowledge.

Jim's techkno level is so low, I had to show him how to cut and paste.

by GMB123 February 9, 2010

Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010

Technical Deep Fry

When you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person.

1. Today I was playing wiffle ball with my friends. I hit what I believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled to be a technical deep fry because the ball was out of play, but was not hit a sufficient distance.

2. I was playing basketball with my friends when the ball rolled into my neighbors yard and into their bushes. We couldn't find it, so we decided it was technically deep fried.

by BiPolahBeah October 14, 2011

Teaching Guitar

The act of having sex with the person you are teaching.

i was Teaching Guitar to Sarah over the summer.

by Limpzad November 29, 2011