Toxshit

A Toxshit is when you're taking a shit, but it comes out like piss, but still retains its form. then while you're wiping you ass it gets a terrible stench. you want to get out, but you haven't finished wiping your ass, so you have to stand there while you slowly die.

Oh Mutha fucka, smells like someone just took a Toxshit!

by icantgetagoodname December 2, 2010

toxic burp

Occurs when you're having tummy trouble and you burp up something that smells so bad you think it's poisonous.

I was sick with food poisoning and I had a toxic burp that smelled like dead rats!

by pentozali May 20, 2014

toxic stool

Taking a shit with such a grossly offensive smell that it makes vomit on top of said shit making it smell like Barack Obama's undertit.

And walked into the bar's bathroom and there was some toxic stool on the floor.

by Barack Obama's milk December 25, 2014

toxism

Toxism is a new religion which praises the Lord and Savior Søren Toksvig. It builds on the theory that Søren Toksvig is God and rules everything. Søren Toksvig is very much God so do what he says and you won't go to hell. 13,7 billion years ago he even designed hell and heaven. These two paintings can be found on Søren Toksvig's Facebook page.

I believe in Toxism, and i belive Søren Toksvig is god

by Søren Toksvig February 21, 2017

Toxic Hanzo

Toxic Hanzo
A player in Overwatch who picks the character Hanzo despite his lack of compatability with the other characters on the team.

"We need a more balanced team but this player won't switch. What a toxic Hanzo."

by Handsas March 22, 2017

Toxic Vaginosis

When a woman's panties get eaten through by her vile snatch.

Michelles got that toxic vaginosis. It ruined my new seat covers!!!!!!!

by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 28, 2017

toxu

A lovely demon with extreme affinity to wooden logs

It's the toxu!

by Noob.God September 6, 2017