Tire Fire

When a furious handjob is given while wearing a textured or ribbed condom.

Lucinda up on 67th only charges $5 for a Tire Fire.

by Robotrousers July 19, 2016

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Polish Tire Shine

While fucking doggy-style, spit on her asshole, pull out and smear it with your cock.

Nothing turns your mom on quite like a Polish Tire Shine.

by Zombie_Bonfire November 11, 2009

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Flat Tire

The act of receiving a rim job while driving. Antonym: Road dome.

Stacy's mom helped me with my flat tire... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgood

by Masterboneme June 17, 2014

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butt ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.

Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to fall asleep.

by Brettwads December 24, 2020

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Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

by Full Patch October 7, 2017

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Alaskan flat tire

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016

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