by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016

The Wollongong handshake is a unique way people from Wollongong and the Illawarra region of NSW (especially fucken Dapto) use to greet each other.
To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
To use the Wollongong handshake you must find a sharp object (e.g. A knife, a sharpened toothbrush etc.) then you walk up to someone to greet them and shiv them in the guts.
G’day Tony! *proceeds to give the Wollongong handshake* Hope you’re doin well. *Tony proceeds to bleed out*
by durrymunchayoda June 18, 2022

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your penis then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over your woman
by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022

by Petrolandlightsabers July 15, 2017

Hey did you hear about what happened to Zach Mettenberger in Nashville? He got the good 'old Bama Handshake.
by gwinnetthatesarcher July 21, 2014

While the people of Aberdeen (Scotland), are generally well intentioned and friendly,anyone being threatening or otherwise overtly hostile,could be likely to find their hand/arm quickly grabbed and a forceful delivery of a knee to the groin area: the Aberdeen handshake.
The guy was shouting his mouth off and threatening people so he ended up getting an Aberdeen Handshake.
by Kingcobrakenny August 1, 2018

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.
by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023
