by Rein UDK September 8, 2010

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

A vehicle driven that is generally not meant to go fast, yet has the apperance of being a race-like car. A driver of a rice-rocket is a rice boy.
Why do people do up fucking Honda Civics and make them "look" sporty when they are girls cars. I hate those crappy "rice rockets".
by Champ February 25, 2002

fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio
jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !
by motorcycleking April 4, 2003

when you are constipated and it suddenly comes out so fast that you get splashed and your ass hurts for about an hour after your shit.
by Blagga MAn December 16, 2008


by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
