Russian Leg Press

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)

Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny

by juice warrior September 4, 2023

Pressed Hotdog

Like a pressed ham but use the ol’ wiener instead of the butt. Press your hotdog into the glass.

I’ll see your pressed ham & raise you with a pressed hotdog.

by Nnnnnnn??? July 27, 2019

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

press up

when your about to fight someone or talking about a fight

andre-“yo homeboy i’m not the one to play with, i’m bout’ to press up on yo’ ass!”

lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”

by ybfan101 December 20, 2022

Power press

sex move in which chick’s knees at side of her head man pushup style pushing down on her calfs/ankles

I gave her the power press!

by JBut December 25, 2007

vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,

that girl was vibe pressed

by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020

Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.

“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”

by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020