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Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.
by grandy427 October 17, 2008
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Spurlock Syndrome

(n) The act of making an astronomical living by stating the painfully obvious.
Victim of SS: Eating McDonald's food for an extended period will make you fat.

General moviegoing public: Please take several million of our personal dollars.
by Roach likes you August 25, 2005
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Shikamaru Syndrome

When you have a severe case of laziness.
Person A: I've been laying in bed all day, and don't feel like getting out of it today
Person B: Dude, you have a case of Shikamaru Syndrome
by Octnine Yamato July 18, 2016
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Hoe Syndrome

When someone is going through a phase of acting like a hoe. It depends how long it lasts for each person but some cases are incurable.
"Yo but have you seen her lately?"
"Yeah she has a case of hoe syndrome!"
by Prudence Huckleberry July 10, 2017
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streamer syndrome

Person who streams live video assumes that his chat is present.
Gamer streamer, who has streamer syndrome, is playing a game as if his chat was present, even though he is not streaming.
Other symptoms include changing ones playing style completely to be more intresting to his viewers.
by O_this July 11, 2017
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Kevin Syndrome

Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."
Oh dear, I think Naveah has Kevin Syndrome. Quick, get rid of all bread in the house!
by bean-baen-bnae-bnea-nbea-nbae November 19, 2018
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Reward Syndrome

When you tell everyone about a thing you are planning to do or haven't finished, then receive dopamine from their complements, and end up not doing it.
Bill: I am gonna start going to the gym
Everyone: Wow, good job proud of you
Bill: * Doesn't go after all *
Bill's Friend: Take care of your reward syndrome
by CmdEngineer June 25, 2020
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