sitting up

In jail/locked up. Used as slang to reference experiences of being locked in a cell with nothing to do but sit up and think.

“Judge gave him 20 now he’s sitting up, sad story man”

“Most the niggas I grew up with are either sitting up or gone” - A boogie

by Black mass January 13, 2021

shitting cum

It's when you shit out cum after taking it up the ass

man i've been shitting cum all night

by Poop cum fart April 6, 2021

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

spine-shitting

Used to describe the proportions of your rage.

"I can't open my bag of chips and now I burn with spine-shitting rage"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

Chuck Shitting

The act of leaving/forgetting an item (i.e., coffee mug, pen , pad) in someone's private space.

Stop Chuck Shitting in my office!

Why do you constantly have to keep Chuck Shitting in my living room?!

by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008

Twit-Shitting

The act of Twittering whilst on the toilet.

Hey guys, I'm totally twit-shitting.

by nicko236 April 5, 2009

baby sitting a beer

The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.

Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.

by RhinoTube December 22, 2017