Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion March 11, 2007

swedish hummer

(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a fondue pot filled with dark chocolate, allowing the two substances to mix together; the two partners then consume the spunk/chocolate mixture;

(n) 2. for bonus points, the male will dip his penis into the mixture and request another blowjob; this method is referred to as the "double dip".

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Jamie gives great Swedish hummers!"
Person 2: "Yeah, totally. It was hot."

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Person 1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a Swedish hummer last night. It sort of hurt but it was awesome."

by riiiiiiight September 23, 2010

sweetish

A swedish person

"You wouldn't mind having that sweetish girl jumping your stick, would you?"

by Joakim (sweetish) September 17, 2003

swedish

Gay

Example

That dude i so swedish!

"Points at a gay person"

by PepeisDatBoi June 7, 2018

the Swedish

What Tom Green puts his bum on.

"My bum is on the Sweeeeeeeeeeedish."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Swedish

Muslim, Feminist.

What are you, Swedish?

by NotFromSweden March 20, 2017

swedish massage

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.

by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004