When you have hardly had any sleep and you feel weird and say a bunch bizarre things and laugh about stupid shit. You seem high, but really you're only sleep deprived.
person 1: morgan's acting really weird!! is she high or something!
person 2: no man, she was up late studying for a test, she's just sleepstoned
person 2: no man, she was up late studying for a test, she's just sleepstoned
by chrompxl October 11, 2014
Get the sleepstoned mug.When lying in bed rubbing one out and you blow your load onto your partner's back, then proceed to pull down their shirt like nothing happened.
by Lycoris Leingod June 12, 2020
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An activity performed after sex with someone to prevent your bf/gf or other partner(s) from finding out. The idea is to remove all forms of physical and circumstantial evidence that could arouse suspiscion or guilt.
These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
Jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.
by Dmeister669 January 19, 2009
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1. A breast that is toggled towards and comes in contact with a face as a direct result of gravity.
2. A larger than normal breast.
1. A breast that is toggled towards and comes in contact with a face as a direct result of gravity.
2. A larger than normal breast.
"Dolly got her record deals because of her bountiful face-sweepers."
"That girl is slammin, I bet she does a good face-sweeper impression."
"That girl is slammin, I bet she does a good face-sweeper impression."
by M.Wohlers December 16, 2008
Get the Face-sweeper mug.A living legend. A guy that takes one for The Crew and sweeps ugly chicks away from their dicks and onto his own. Sacrificing his dignity like a Champ.
by Wookus Maximus March 9, 2011
Get the Grenade Sweeper mug.The action of using one wipe after producing a large BM, without any residue left on single use toilet tissue...environmentally and financially friendly.
by PFC Collins April 3, 2017
Get the Clean Sweep mug.A sensation felt when really drunk. When you drink enough to become fucked up, you feel a "sweeping warmness" throughout your body, and after that, you are officially annihilated, and this is when your judgement and memory start to really go downhill. You're likely to pass out after this.
It's mostly felt in the face.
It's mostly felt in the face.
by thisplacesucksass November 27, 2019
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