-the man said it,but wasn,t song,tha...
-I cut yah,sam.
-Cause she was looking rough for her shape.
-Yes, but the song was lovely she was a singing!Why no?That was neutral only...
A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.
I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow
Guy 1: dude did you know you got your girl pregnant?
Guy 2: yeah i started sprinting to the next country, i can't afford child support
Guy 1: i'd do the same man