A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
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String-tit

Hey bro see that beautiful girl over there she has amazing “string-tits)
by Arielpanda June 28, 2018
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Kammy G-string

A person that has an alter-ego of being a stripper, while bitchy at the same time.
Your such a Kammy G-String today!

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Wow you certainly Kammy G-Stringed that bitch last night
by definitionking1010 May 03, 2012
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String Killer

When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.
"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick
by idyt December 18, 2016
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v-string

A "Vee-String Vagina Prosthesis" is an undergarment in the basic shape of a G-string which has the appearance of an artificial vagina colour-matched to the wearer's skin. Aimed primarily at crossdressers and at a male-to-female transgender niche market, it exists in various models - some of which claim to allow urination, masturbation or sexual activity with the vee-string in place. Evidently, your mileage may vary.
Confusingly, there have been multiple attempts to trademark "v-string" or "vee-string" (which are phonetically identical) for different products. Victoria's Secret has been trying since 1998 to trademark "v-string" as a store-branded variant of what is basically a g-string. Castle Supply has been trying since 2002 to trademark "vee-string" for an artificial prosthetic vagina, worn much like a g-string but for M2F TG's. And then there's the "v-strings that win" logo and slogan which had been used by Victory Sports for strings for tennis or badminton-style rackets apparently since the 1950's.

You might come out of this feeling like a new woman, or you might come out feeling that this is just another underhanded racket. Caveat emptor.
by bitchuck January 05, 2025
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string beaned

the act of dangling ones tampon string on the forehead of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated side by side motion of the string.
She pulled her pants down and string beaned her boyfriend while he has passed out
by brownt69 February 25, 2014
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