Strawboss

Person who bosses people around but has no actual authority

Quite strawbossing Greg, you fat pig.
I don't like people who straw-boss me around.

by NotGregTheStrawBoss November 19, 2018

Strawberry Milk

Another word for incest. Typically a code name used during conversation to the other partner which is your cousin.

Hey at our family reunion do you want me to give you some Strawberry Milk in the kitchen?

by PrestoBailey December 27, 2016

Strawberry Blonde

A shade of hair colour that is neither red nor blonde but a mixture in between. It can be a very light to medium shade of hair colour but is always a very warm one. People who have this hair colour naturally usually have pale skin and freckles. It is a rare colour to have naturally and less common than the other red-toned shades of hair colours.

It is not, contrary to popular belief, a bright or intense copper or orange shade that some would commonly call 'ginger' (which is often an offensive and negative term to use for anyone with any shade of red in their hair). Some people who have those shades of hair colour often wrongly call themselves a 'strawberry blonde'.

You are NOT a strawberry blonde if your hair is of a bright orange, deep red, auburn or chestnut shade.

It is strictly a colour term for hair that is of a blonde shade but with warm golden - reddish tones. Imagine a light to medium ash blonde shade of hair and then swap around the ash tones with gold or red ones.... THAT'S a true strawberry blonde.

"I'm NOT ginger you moron. I have Strawberry Blonde hair and there is a BIG difference between the two.
Go get an eye-colour test first, then try working on your lack of a personality and any other insecurities or form of self-loathing you may suffer from which makes you feel that you have to pick on someone else over their hair colour in an attempt to try to make your pitiful self feel better."

Difference between us: I could choose to change my hair colour but I'm afraid you're stuck with that low level of intelligence for life... tough luck"

by mimi75 April 24, 2010

strawberry anus

An anus so prone to abuse that it appears red and splotchy like a strawberry.

Wow, after last nights assbanging she's got a strawberry anus this morning.

by poop_jesus April 24, 2006

Strawberry Blonde

Natural strawberry blonde hair appears to be a shade of very light, rose-tinged blond-ish brown, but that is only an optical illusion. Strawberry blonde hair is a combination of two individual hair colors - blonde and red - on one scalp. Each strand of hair is either blonde or red, with red always predominant. There are no in-between, "pinkish" strands. The difference in shades of strawberry blonde hair depend on the proportion of blonde strands to red strands. Natural human hair has a variety of shades, but genetically they can only be of blonde, red or brunette. Pink hair only comes from salons.
Similarly, the "shade" of hair known as dirty blonde is a combination of individual strands that are either blonde or dark brunette, nothing in between, and blonde is always predominant.

Casey he waltzed with the strawberry blonde/And the band played on

by Souldeep69 September 5, 2016

Strawlatex

(Pronounced Straw-la-techs)

a scent combining the scent of strawberries, chocolate and sex.

Richard McNally ©

Oh fuck is that Strawlatex, WHERE IS HE. HE MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE.. Girl i'm going home with him to do the no pants dance....

by Creator of Kind Men (Mankind) February 4, 2010

Reverse Strawberry Jelly-Filled Doughnut

The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.

Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"

You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"

Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by Joe Kavorski January 19, 2010