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skelt

a degenerate, a loser, often times found in dirty grimy clothes, not well groomed, ratty hair and a general unkept appearance,often times involved in illeagle activities and many times drug
related; all crystal-meth users are skelts.
Look at the degenerate skelt over there smoking crack and listening to Nine Inch Nails.
by Rachel Sleeter July 4, 2005
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stealth shower

The art of pissing in someone else's shampoo or conditioner bottle, without their knowledge.
Before we left the party, I went into the bathroom and took a stealth shower.
by pagoatboy May 9, 2003
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Shelterfuck

Noun : One who has sex in exchange for shelter.

Verb: The act of having sex for shelter.
Need a place to stay? I'm open to a shelterfuck.

She is a shelterfuck.

She shelterfucked five of my friends, after I kicked her out of my house.
by Primo G October 27, 2009
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Stealthily

When something is there, but not really there. Able to be present but not seen or disguised as something else.
Cherie has gotten fat from drinking lots of beer, but you can't tell, because she is stealthily fat!!
by Gbrenner68 November 15, 2016
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meade skelton

Severely overweight/obese country singer who trolls countless Internet forums with delusional and self-promoting comments. Commonly refers to himself in the third person. Again, is very fat. Almost certainly a homosexual. Has a dead mother and lives with his father, in his basement. Stands 5 feet 7 inches but claims he is "not short."

Penned the hit song "We Talk in Circles," reportedly while binging on twinkies and M&Ms over a three-day period.
OMG that fat guy trolling our board is totally a Meade Skelton.
by Meade Superfan March 30, 2009
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skelt

by bobby-joe May 25, 2003
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Meade Skelton

Meade Skelton is a Richmond resident who posts praises of himself under aliases in numerous internet forums. A self described artist, is usually ridiculed for being narcissistic, unimaginative, and untalented.
Meade Skelton has been laughed out of forums for years.
by Fairfax2Richmond March 30, 2009
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