ocean status

when a girl becomes very wet to where it's like an ocean.
hence the phrase, ocean status

mark: so i was with my girlfriend the other day and i fingered her and it was so wet, like ocean status.

cassi: the other day when i was at the mall, i saw this guy and automatically became ocean status

by markuhchicken October 1, 2009

Legend Status

"Legend Status" is a viral term used on anybody who is deemed a "legend" by at least 2 people. There are 2 legend statuses - Verified, and Un-Verified. With Verifeid being higher-up compared to the alternative.

He is a total legend! He has Verified Legend Status.

by BeachedBoat September 22, 2020

Jo Status

When you have a lot of toxic fans that ruin the fun for everybody.

Person 1: "Yeah let's invite Jim over for dinner later!"
Person 2: "Hmm, doesn't Jim kind of have Jo status?"
Person 1: "Yeah, it's better that we don't, then."

by cloy! April 8, 2021

Woke Statistics

When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.

Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.

by Fasters May 2, 2022

Post Dramatic Status Disorder

a condition in teenagers and college students characterized by posting statuses on social networking websites directly after something dramatic happens in order to get attention from friends

Once the earthquake hit, the whole class got under their desks except for Stefani who tweeted it out to all her followers. Her Post Dramatic Status Disorder cost her life.

by JaMarko November 25, 2011

Capital Status

Something that is real gangsta or real fly. Something of the absolute highest order. The best of the best.

Wow, did you see that kid's new 2007 Escalade with the clear see through 22" rims. That's Capital Status cuz. Nobody can do it better than that.

by CMCrown July 24, 2007

Whale Status

Anyone woman that you know is well over 300 pounds just by first glance.

A woman that is so fat that you are willing to pay to get one of your friends to sleep with her.

"hey bill did you see mike's new girlfriend, that fat bitch is on whale status!"

by big moe dorito April 17, 2009