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Stacking 

the act of gently taking your lover by the hand,

leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.

roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.

depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,

or turned away.

most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.

the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.

this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.

this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.

(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)

wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)
"I really feel closer to Johnny after our first stacking session;
it was sublime!"

"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."

"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "
Stacking by Turdly Bugglestein October 3, 2011
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Stacking 

The act of 'stacking' several steroids together during a cycle.
I've stacked Dianabol and Deca Durabolin and will likely see gains upwards of 20lbs or more in 8 weeks.
Stacking by Diesel_Smoke January 18, 2005

stacking the team 

In high school football when players from different school districts converge to one school to make the sports team better. They stack the teams with good players from other distriicts
You see the same high school football teams in the championship games because the coaches and parents are stacking the team with all the good players from neighboring school districts.
stacking the team by DadaC October 4, 2013

Chronic Stalling Disease 

an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..
person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"

Mag stacking 

Binding or taping gun magazines together on a semiautomatic or automatic weapon to make it easier to reload a fresh magazine when shooting.
We are going out on a dangerous mission and we may run into a lot of enemy soldiers, so mag stacking is a must. gun, bullets, weapon, gun magazine, soldier, rifle, semiautomatic, automatic, machine gun, m4, m16, ak47
Mag stacking by joecoolthefool February 15, 2015

Red Orchestra: Heroes Of Stalingrad 

The sequel to Red Orchestra Ostfront 41-45. It's a tactical WWII fps that focuses heavy on realism. Utilizing the Unreal 3 engine. This time around the game will focus on the epic and bloody battle of Stalingrad. It features a single player campaign from both German and Soviet perspective. The first fps that will allow you to play a single player mode as a German soldier. Expect many additional coop and multiplayer modes. The game is do out sometime in 2010.
Red Orchestra: Heroes of Stalingrad is going to be the best WWII fps ever created.

stacking 

when one girl gets on top another and u have sex with both of them.
i was stacking jenny and tiffany last night!!! it was great!!!
stacking by rok_star May 20, 2008