Web Stalker

When someone seems to follow you on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter or any other social network.

Why do you keep comenting on my posts? Your such a web stalker.

by Treysteroid October 25, 2010

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un-stalker

n. adj.: one who consciously avoids a person after previously stalking.

When Susie's car broke down, and had to catch a ride with someone else, she received a visit from her un-stalker at work.

by TheBestWickedWitch December 27, 2011

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The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.

Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."

by krojas0 May 6, 2012

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