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Spaghetti Monster

‘There was once a, adolescent seagull called Hedgehog

Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
Can't believe she had to turn into a Spaghetti Monster, poor chaperone enzyme...
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
mugGet the Spaghetti Monstermug.

spaghetti and meatballs

When a girl that's on her period rubs her vagina on a hairy chest and then defecates screaming "Mama Mia!!". (Close to pussy squash)
While drunk last night an old lady took advantage and gave me spaghetti and meatballs.
by bubbles009 September 21, 2013
mugGet the spaghetti and meatballsmug.

Mom's spaghetti

A delicious yellow thingy which you ussualy just play with it and make silly faces, but it is moms spaghetti

And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
by What'sAPseudonym??? August 22, 2017
mugGet the Mom's spaghettimug.

Spaghetti Straps

Grab a butcher knife and begin to slice a penis into thin strands that look like spaghetti. You then wrap them around your own penis till it turns red to be the spaghetti strap sauce. Then take a photo and send it to the senior citizens you live close to.
I tried the Spaghetti Straps, im now a registered Sexual predator.
by Gorilla fingers lick me April 12, 2011
mugGet the Spaghetti Strapsmug.

Spaghetti-Os

A variant on 69 in which each partner slurps spaghetti noodles off their respective partner's genitalia. A male partner would typically have noodles wrapped around their penis, while a female partner would typically have noodles first twirled into a ball and then pressed into vagina, resting roughly halfway above surface level. If a female partner is on top for this position, the other partner should be wary of the spaghetti spilling entirely onto their face. Both shapes would resemble something like an O, hence the term "Spaghetti-Os".

WARNING: Be sure that cooked spaghetti noodles, as well as any sauces you wish to mix in, have cooled, before attempting this at home.
Partner #1: I'm hungry. Wanna have some Spaghetti-Os?
Partner #2: Sure! Let me just stretch out your dinner bowl, before we eat.
by Linguistic Jester July 30, 2017
mugGet the Spaghetti-Osmug.

Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
by JNS Memes May 30, 2018
mugGet the Spaghetti Bollocknaisemug.

mr spaghetti

An absolute faggot. 100% cunt. May be psychotic.
by Naynaynygga March 21, 2020
mugGet the mr spaghettimug.

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