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The Stinger

Metaphoric Meaning: it's like two scorpions in the desert fighting to the death...

Literal Meaning: a wild sexual position whereby the man and woman both lay on their backs with their asses facing each other. Their feet are both up in the air pressed against each other and arms lay by their side, palms down at the waist to provide leverage to lift the lower body. A double headed dildo is inserted in both the mans and woman's anus and both proceed to thrust together in opposing rhythms while they lift their heads and stare deeply and intently into each others eyes, taunting each others spirit. Once the energy gets vibrant, each of them take one of their opposing hands and proceeds to masturbate the others genitalia. As each proceeds to roar and really feel the oneness between them, they grip and squeeze together aligning their koundalinis and sending exploding rhythms of euphoric fireworks from their base up through their spines pulsating each others chakras, sending booming energy into their bodies, finally reaching their heads paralyzingly each of them in a celestial orgasmic trance.
Husband: "Hey hun, want to do The Stinger tonight!?"
Wife: "Umm, not tonight babe.. But the dildo is in the fridge if your looking for it."
by MufasaSamson March 23, 2013
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The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool
I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool
by Turkeybaster March 4, 2008
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Theresa has the most stingent poo i have ever smelled!
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Stinger

When your butthole itches so bad it hurts. Usually due to lack of cleaning up well after a poop, it can be intensified by long walks and sweat.
Oh man, do you have any wet wipes? I gotta go to the bathroom and take care of my stinger!
by Dirty Britches October 30, 2011
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stinging pussy

when a guy goes in and out of a girl's pussy really quickly during sex
Girl 1: How was it last night, did he listen to your suggestion and pick up the pace?

Girl 2: Two words: stinging pussy

Girl 1: Aww, I wish I had that much fun!

*runs into a corner and masturbates*
by Cressida Dick June 22, 2012
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Stinger

Hey did you suck Ben's stinger last night?
by The Nasty Llama June 27, 2015
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