Soft and Hot

How I like my cookies and girls.

Damn this cookie is just like how I like my girls. Soft and hot.

by kbjc January 01, 2018

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

Doable soft

So hot you can do her without a boner.

Sorry Sarah, but your little sister is doable soft.

by Pitmonkey December 17, 2009

Soft Fuckboi

Typically names Karen and Sonja, people who will say things that only can be said to get in people's pants but mean no harm. Sometimes can come off as sweet but have underlying intentions.

They’re such a soft fuckboi, they only say sweet things to sleep with people.

by Intellectual101 October 13, 2020

Soft Verbal

When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.

Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".

by UrbanBlueberry August 21, 2016

soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.

Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"

by bparkzd00d July 22, 2013

Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants

by Jean-Charles December 17, 2018