sertivity

Sertivity is a short moment in communication when assertiveness begins to turn into aggressiveness. The subject raises his voice, clenches his fists, but is not determined to take any action, neither aggressive nor calming the situation. Sertive people are those who have enough self-confidence to be assertive. They try, but it's not enough for assertiveness.

Sertivity! Typical of you when I want to agree with you or when I don't!

by dusoart April 4, 2024

Sertyu

Sertyu is the short slang for "here to serve you."

Hello, madam, sertyu.

by Btib April 24, 2024

Skert

The reaction to a unexpected event, creature or occurrence.

Person: "God that was unexpected, i was skerted!"

by justanelephant May 13, 2024

Sertkaya

When a man’s penis is so hard that it’s about to fall off.
Combination of 2 Turkish words, Sert and Kaya, meaning “Hard” and “Rock” respectively.

“I was railing her so good last night bro I was full blown Sertkaya!”

by Kompsi May 26, 2024

sertafication

Official recognition of a mattress.

Tiffany had comfy cuddling wif me and got a good night's sleep in my bed, so she gave me a 100% sertafication.

by QuacksO June 8, 2024

sertafiable

Plumb loco about mattresses.

Jack Ryan admitted to Admiral Painter and Captain Davenport about his being sleep-deprived, so maybe when da latter officer seemingly opined dat Jack was off his rocker, he was actually just meaning "sertafiable", as in, he may merely have been saying dat Jack was a little mentally-lacking due to a lack of mattress-time.

by QuacksO June 8, 2024

Snarty

snarty (noun)

Snow day party. Basically a darty, but colder, where people drink less for blackout to forget sleeping with a mid sorority girl and more for warmth. Usually thrown by a frat where everyone pretends they aren’t freezing their tits off while playing beer die in the snow and chain-smoking cigarettes as the mountain of Coors Light in your hand slowly turns icy blue.

“Classes got canceled, so we’re heading to a snarty at the pike house”

by secsucks February 3, 2026