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Smiffed

I was through on goal and smiffed it
by Wee Spies June 25, 2019
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shape-shifta`

A young person emulating the look and gestures of different groups like rappers rockers pop`ers . On monday he`s dressing like lil`John with da grill, on tuesday getting a wig like Marylin Manson, on wednesday he-s getting the Elton John silly ass hat, and so on...

Usually suburbian white "fellow" with no friends and a hairy palm.
-Hey Cisco, I saw your cousin the otha` day acting latino and shit..
-Homie, that shape-shifta` ain`t my cousin. I`m pretty sure he was adopted.
by AdrianDemetrian May 31, 2007
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Fake Shifting

When a male pretends to drive a car with manual transmission when they don't have one (usually to impress females).

This usually involves switching to neutral at a stop so they roll backwards slightly before they drive away, or driving with their right hand on their shifter.
Man, that guy was fake shifting that car and it doesn't even come in manual! What a tool!!
by leaaron October 9, 2008
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peppermint shift

when a man pleasures his girlfriend/lover with a large candy cane (one of the ones you can buy around x-mas for like 2 bucks) and he use's it like a sex toy on her and every time he movers it in a direction he yells out a gear. ex up= first, left= second, right= third, down=fourth, in and out = over drive.
i was going to give my girlfriend oral but all i could taste was peppermint. if i find out that asshole gave my girlfriend a peppermint shift ill kill him.
by bulldawg1331 September 23, 2009
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paddle shifters

Modification to a motor vehicle that adds unbelievable power and torque. Gives a Prius enough power to chop a hsv vf gts.
Kristen said she would chop me because she has paddle shifters.
by Illdefineyou February 6, 2017
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Shaft Shift

Just when you thought you’ve seen or done it all, an up-and-coming internet trend, designed exclusively for expert global social media afficionados, manifests to show the world what you’re made of.

Welcome to the SHAFTSHIFT challenge.

A challenge poster paints his or her shaft silver or grey with appropriate makeup or paint, then places an automobile stick shift boot over the painted shaft to cover up the 2 nuts secured to the bottom end of the shaft. A black colored racquetball, or the likes, is placed over the head of the shaft to completely conceal the flanged terminal as a shift knob. If installed properly, the shift knob and shift boot will leave only the silver colored shaft visually exposed. (non-discernable appendage) A gloved hand then proceeds to “run through the gears”, to the dubbed sound of an actual audio recording of a manual-transmission shift cycle. (driving or fingerless style gloves are recommended) This should start from idle and go through all available gears to the highest gear audibly discernable. If successfully accomplished, recorded and posted, this qualifies the poster to hashtag as a #shaftshift post. If equipped with a longer bus or truck style gearstick, the poster is allowed to also grip under the shift knob with a gloved second hand, in attempt to qualify for a #doubleclutch identifier as well.
I'm sick of internet girls getting all the attention with their moundpacking and cameltoe posts. I will show them up with a shaft shift they cannot even compete with!
by Kirkury May 25, 2021
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thrifty and shifty

When you give your girl used dick.

ex. Am and Vanessa's charity
You just gotta get thrifty and shifty.
by GrilledCheez💦 March 29, 2019
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