COCK-SLOP O'CLOCK A DOOOOOOO

When your girl wakes you up before sunrise for a lil sexy time, specifically a blow job.

Man, I was trying to sleep in but my gf woke me up at 6am shouting like a rooster, "COCK-SLOP O'CLOCK A DOOOOOOO!!" and then just started going down on me. Weird, but sometimes you just don't question it.

by FinFran2 April 20, 2021

Slopez

A person who is extremely awkward.

Person 1: Oh dude look at that guy over there.. wtf is he doing????

Person 2: Dude thats a Slopez he's sooo awkward!!

by im black 69 May 19, 2011

slippery slope

getting heads from a female passenger whilst the car is in motion going uphill, then getting her to gargle the lovejuice and spit it out of the window at the top of the hill

ohh man i got a sick slippery slope last night in my new car

by yadirtygirl March 7, 2010

slop shot

The climax of a porn scene featuring a male wherein the camera focuses in on the male's junk, and he blows his spooge all over the place. Also known as a cum shot.

"Everybody take cover! Here comes the slop shot!"

"So what? We are across the room from those two rutting persons."

"Can you not see, fool? That man is none other than Peter North!"

/everybody screams and ducks behind tables\

by Ed March 3, 2004

Pink Ski Slope

Affectionate term for a ladies private bits.

Bob's wife wanted their next door neighbour to slalom down her Pink Ski Slope. Unfortunately, she was out so she had Bob make his world record attempt AGAIN!!!

by Matalan Man September 2, 2003

slop tart

a slop tart is a girl you may see at 2- 4am at the bar/club wearing close to nothing and highly intoxicated.She is sloppy,sluty and retarded enough to be taken advantage of.

hey G check out that slop tart dancing,u see the ass comin out of those shorts? what a sloppp!im going to go buy her a drink and hope i get lucky.

by mikkee bbbbb September 4, 2009

slopey

A protruding mass of flesh. Usually resembling a breast.

He got hit by a slopey.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003