Master Sexting

to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.

Jason is so lame. Those texts werent from a girl named Jasmine, he was master sexting!

by blitz609yahoo August 14, 2009

sleeping tom

When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.

Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen

by Tonyizzle October 11, 2005

sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

sleeping

Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.

Alan: "Yo man, pass the L. You're sleeping on it."

by Liney4Life October 9, 2008

Dick Sleeping Bag

(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.

Richard Simmons has a very loose Dick Sleeping Bag

by Alex MacGregor September 12, 2007

sleeping bo'

1. A sleeping bag for the Maccabees
2. A gangsta' rhyme

1. Did you bring your sleeping bo'? Cause we're sleeping on the floor?
2. Ev'rybody get on the flo', fo' sho', with a ho, in a sleeping bo'!

by Miriam the Cougar April 1, 2005

Skeeting

"Skeeting" is the act when someone is nervous, high, paranoid, in a major rush, looking for something thats pretty shady in nature, acting in a generally suspiscious manner... (or all of the above)

and you can tell a mile away.

"All of these crackheads skeet-skeet-skeeting around here is making me think twice about renting in this neighborhood"

"damn Ray-Ray got arrested??? i knew those cops would catch on with all the skeetin' he does on Crenshaw"

by Deez Bawls May 8, 2009