sloppy turkey

When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)

After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.

by art-officials April 10, 2015

sloppy sea slug

Sloppy sea slug; The act of covering your cock in socks left in cum filled gloves that have been kept in a bucket of piss for the past two weeks.

Garry and I are planning a sloppy sea slug, want to help out?

by Rodney November 28, 2015

Slapperbating

The action of slapping your genitalia (not just for men) until the one who's genitalia is being slapped reaches orgasm.

John: Hey Frank, my Girlfriend and I just tried slapperbating eachother last night.

Frank: Really, I tried that and it hurt. A Lot.

by That_Slaperbating_Guy January 24, 2016

Sloppy boot

A washed up- been around every block- ho; leaving her goods blown out like a sloppy boot.
A loose goose.

I could park a semi in there sideways! Parker was right, she is a sloppy boot.

by Deputy Red August 21, 2017

Sloppy Snoopy

When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogs mouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.

Billy, chad, Jacob have my pet Harry a sloppy snoopy.

by Fatman joe October 11, 2018

Slappin’ no bacon

Anything cool basically

Bro, that food was good asl shits was Slappin’ no Bacon

by TrottSavvy January 12, 2019

sloppy italian

When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.

Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.

by Speghetiieater June 7, 2019