Spronkter

Spronkter is a season, it's only for one day March 25th. The Elders had said in days of yore, dead frogs, live cockroaches and wiggly worms would rain down in the early hours or Spronkter. You must eat a waffle at every meal on Spronkter.

We're making fresh waffles for Spronkter this year!

by Waffle Mike March 25, 2024

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Stronk

When a guilty person is trying to evade their just desserts, by feigning a dissociative period, or a stroke.
Can be associated with a "Grand mal" or "Bond Stronk"

"I can't officer, I'm shutting down....."
"What do you mean shutting down?"
"I'm having a stronk..."

by Mr-Pods March 28, 2024

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Skrunk

Verb: The act of ***** *** ******** ** **** ********* **** ********* **** ****** **** *** *** ** ***** ****

Present tense: I love to Skrunk.

Past tense: My uncle Skrunked in my Zorbhole

by Skerble March 30, 2024

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Skrunk

A combination of the words - Squinting & Runka - (Swedish for Masturbate). Used to describe the activity of masturbating in public, incognito, while pretending to be asleep.

Often performed in a hunched position while staring directly at your prey. Common in Eastern Europe (specifically Bulgaria)

Hey you! Are you Skrunking right now?

Naaaa dawg, I'm just sleeping.

by BRUHunescape April 7, 2024

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