Snapper

A quick little fart that feels like a rubber band flick on one’s perineum.

I love bubbly water, but those snappers get me every time!

by LavaExcelsior October 23, 2019

Swappery

When you have shit stains on the side of the house, and you lick them off to clean it .

Damn Jerel had hella swappery yesterday, I had to get me some *licks*

by Swappery April 11, 2021

skeppernog

A nugget of chewed up pretzel compacted in one’s mouth, then spit out and dried.

Ouch, I just stepped on a skeppernog.

by Prtzlboi September 4, 2021

skippertak

Short-spanned, intense labour. Originally from Norwegian naval / maritime history, referring to the situation where a vessel would arrive or depart from harbour, and everyone from swain to captain would be part of the frenzy of operations needed to accomplish the overall task at hand. Later also used in everyday speech, where the word reflects to a situation that is sliding on time or have been postponed for so long that getting back on track / getting a jour requires a very large effort.

Chris hasn't done his chores for weeks, and now he needs to perform a real skippertak before the house is infested with pests or worse!

by mnek March 9, 2022

Snapper

A stereotypical pedophile with big goofy ass square glasses, long greasy hair, pasty skin, and a t-shirt usually depicting a dragon or a fucking loony toons character in an effort to more easily lure unsuspecting children out of the sandbox and into their creepy fucking shaggin wagons.

Aryan Brother: throw me that bone crusher mighty mouse so I can slump this snapper in the next cell.

by Alice_Dee802 March 21, 2022

Snapperhead

A foolishly naive or incompetent person.

Someone who lacks education, experience and expertise, especially if they overestimate their own competence.

Someone whose behavior would elicit the question, "are you new?"

The implication being that they have just been born, feet first, and they are still wearing their mother's snapper as a hat.

"Did you hear about these dudebros who just dropped $80k on a new website domain and think they're going to rake in 8 figures in the first year, having done zero market research? What a pair of snapperheads."

by Takeitsleazy February 25, 2022

poople-snapper

a politer way of saying shit eater

you poople-snapper

by andrew brown November 24, 2003