Shaeffer

When one becomes erect while taking it in the rear.

When Matt put it in James, James pulled a Shaeffer.

by asdferffefd October 9, 2008

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

The Shelf Life of a Corona Vaccine

When people around the world are questioning whether pharmaceutical companies are dead serious in producing a vaccine that could cure humankind of Covid-19, or whether their moneymaking agenda is to ensure that people move from a pandemic to an endemic situation, whereby they would need to be jabbed more expensively every year to protect themselves against allegedly deadlier variants of the virus.

If vaccine manufacturers’ motives were to enrich themselves and their shareholders, inquiring about the shelf life of a corona vaccine would be like asking them an uncomfortable or taboo question, which is likely to yield a vague or unhelpful answer.

by MathPlus March 28, 2021

Shelf

A girl with a awesome pair of boobs

Dude did you see that girls shelf? They look like they can hold a stack of books

by Lee John March 12, 2014

Seff the Wolf

The Yiffyest fur you've ever seen, he currently spends all day on AIM and he will not tell you his AIM name, becuase hes cool like that. He also spends all day browsing peer networks. What for? I don't know.

Hey Seff!

by Seff June 12, 2004

Shelfie

The multiple selfies that one takes but doesn't delete in case they decide it's better than the selfie they posted

Lady: what do you think of this pic?

Joe Z: it's better than the other 8 shelfies on your phone

by Joe Zzzzz January 23, 2014

Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014