Shartkins

The act of one's anus being tossed by another member of the same or opposite sex, while in the act of sharting. (see shart)

Tucker: Hey Ken, you see that member of the Village People cover band?

Ken: The fat hairy biker?

Tucker: Yea babe, I had him lick my Shartkins. (lisp)

by Bibble Beez June 16, 2011

sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

sharkied

sharkied defines the instance when all of the people around you stop listening to what the fuck your saying and start dissing you to your face. used often to ignore and shame annoying friends that talk about random shit that has nothing to do with anything.

Bob: guess what guys i got a nice cushy job stacking boxes, for a pizza place
Jim: good job bro
Dave: that's awesome can you hook me up with some free shit
Sean: do you ever wonder why cats and dogs never get along, i mean there both animals, why all the hate
Bob: shut the fuck, no one cares about that shit go kill yourself
Jim: yeah man, you should just kill yourself, everybody's life would be so much better if you where dead
Dave: i hope you drown in your bath tub you punk ass bitch
Chris: dang you just got sharkied, mother fucker

by king of ballin August 2, 2013

shaking like langsford

To violently shake ones arms in a batting stance, a la MLB legend Carney Langsford.

Dude, no more coke for you bro, your shaking like Langsford!

by micdelicious May 15, 2016

Sharkicorn

An animal with the body of a shark and the legs and tail of a unicorn. Lives in the ocean but loves to frolick on the shore of the majestic beaches of Harmon lake of Mandan, North Dakota. Not to be confused with a Horshark that's completely unbelievable and made up by some dread headed pot smoker. I once got to capture this elusive majestic animal frolicking the sandy little beach known as Harmon Lake.

The elusive majestic hard to photograph sharkicorn.

by Sharkicorn November 25, 2016

Shaking my Tims

Smt for short. The meaning of shaking my head but your not no whimp so your shaking your Tim’s.

Kid: I failed my math test

Me : shaking my Tims

by shakingmytimsbro October 28, 2017

Sharknado

A euphamism for any kind of sexual act, wherein lingo for typical movie-goers substitutes language normally associated with whatever sex-act is being talked about.

"Hey man, did you catch that Sharknado marathon on TV last night?"
"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"Well, let's just say I was going through the TV guide, and decided to invite Caroline to come and watch Sharknado."
"Whoa, seriously? Nice! Up top!"
"Haha, thanks man. And how about you? Rewatched Sharknado lately?"
"Nah. I spent my entire evening in Sea-World yesterday, at the petting-tank."

by Gennjamin April 7, 2018