Super shank

When you Vigorously thrust a sharp impliment into a mortal foe

That nigga off troy got Super shanked in his Jugular .

by ariels May 19, 2005

Shank Monkey

A common Rhesus Monkey, jacked up on steroids and amphetamines with its hands sawed off and surgically replaced by retractable switch blades.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.

Get the fuck out before I set the Shank Monkeys on you!

by yeti_detective September 8, 2010

Beer Shank

The act of pouring beer, or lagar, over someone performing oral sex on you as you ejaculate. Commonly performed by the UCSC both in the Deen and in Zante

"That bird last night, Catt, was sucking my pipe, i took a sip of my tennants then emptied in on her head - Beer Shank"

by Certified Badman March 14, 2009

shank-fuck

1. When one stabs (shanks) another in the abdomen, and then has intercourse with the still-bleeding wound.

2. To shank someone and then fuck the wound.

3. The ultimate revenge.

4. A terrible discourtesy during seppuku.

Inmate 1: "Oh dear. This shank-fuck is rather painful."
Inmate 2: "I did not know you were still alive."
Inmate 1: "Quite. Please correct that quickly."
Inmate 2: "In two minutes. Maybe three."

by Shankeypants McFarlane January 11, 2009

nerd shank

(noun) - a knife with some attachment that would have no practical application in a knife fight.

Dequan's combo knife/graphing calculator is definately a nerd shank

by CRuff June 28, 2008

Rusty Shank

A weapon - Knife/ shank that a roadman uses in the streets of England (Mostly London) to stab/ scare off other roadmen or gangs.

I got the drop on them youts fam.
Safe G let me grab my Rusty Shank

by Wagwannnnn August 8, 2018

shank

the act of hurting/yelling/getting in trouble/beating up/inflicting pain to someone

"i slept in late; my work is going to shank me!"

"you deserve a shanking!"

by 4llison December 22, 2004