Dick Swing

when a nigga dick hard and he text the first bitch he deems fuckable. (when you stop thinking with your head and begin thinking with your penis.)

trey(mr. makeothappen): fam u slapped that shordy yesterday shes murked.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.

by Mr.makeithappen01 April 22, 2018

bet you won't swing

Tellin someone you bet they won't do something, particularily you bet they won't start a fight.

Girl I'm bout to beat his ass!

I bet you won't swing!

by JYahhh December 21, 2009

if u are seeing this u will die soon

the word has been ruling in our galaxy for the last 70,607 years but it is time for that ruling era to end. and to end this we are going to make it fast. on sunday the 8th of july 2022. a meteor this galaxy has never seen will hit this planet. a rock witch is made from pure uranium and 2 single atoms at the core of it will wipe the earth in a matter of 0.0004 seconds at the co ordinates of 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W. only the best will survive. goodluck citezens of planet earth

if u are seeing this u will die soon means u are going to die. co ordinates are if u are seeing this u will die soon

by goodbye earth October 5, 2020

i swing both ways

I'm bisexual

I don't mind who I go home with, I swing both ways.

by Dingo99 November 17, 2013

swingers

1. A fight
2. Couples who knowingly have casual sex outside of their relationships
3. Trousers that are too short

1. Blud, did you see that mad swingers? I nearly got punched!
2. Lets go to a swingers party dear
3. What's gwanin wiv your swingers man, showing nuff ankle blud

by Bresmentality November 28, 2006

How 'they swinging?

Way of asking someone how they are.Usually between two males as it is a reference to their genitalia.Although could be used on a woman with a nice set.Similar to "hows it hanging?" and the ever popular "how are your testicles today?"

John: Hey Pete how 'they swinging?
Pete: Ahh you know yourself fairly low and to the left

by Dr.Benway February 28, 2009

swing on it

What you tell someone they can do. Can be used in place of 'Kiss my ass', 'go to hell', or 'fuck off' etc... Refers to the male genetalia.

"You got a problem? Well fuckin swing on it."

by EBS121781 April 22, 2008